"Quarterslot,
the latest in hipster sexual liberation." - MyOpenBar.com
"Heidi (the lead singer) channels PJ Harvey fronting the Ramones playing
all of the subtext made explicit from a dozen 50's girlgroups. Also, she bakes
brownies to bring to every show and is incredibly nice. I really can't wait
for their first EP." -
Teaching The Indie Kids To Dance Again
"T&A
friendly." -
Gawker
Lust for Life - Nerve.Com Interview, by
Grant Stoddard
Quarterslot
Redux -by Dave McDougall
Live Review - by Jamie Peck
I Popped the Slot - by Quin Chia
A
good crowd slowly forms in one of your favorite East Village venues as a steady
stream of overpriced beer flows through your body. You start talking to a group
of people about the freaky weather or your failed attempts at scoring some ass
on the side when all of a sudden a curly haired brunette dressed like a sexier
version of the Swiss Chocolate Miss offers you a brownie. A brownie so fluffy
and decadent you start to wonder if maybe you stumbled into the wrong place,
or that maybe she isn’t from the U.S. and doesn’t know what it means
to be in an American rock club.
But, oh, she more than does!
You have just been cordially introduced to Heidi Gallant of QUARTERSLOT. In
a few moments that brownie plate will be replaced with a microphone and, soon
enough, a powerful set of gyrating hips, acrobatic vocals and limber back will
be on their way to rocking your eyes as well as your ears.
While other neo-punk fusions score the nether of eighties new wave and claim
it as their own, Quarterslot have a more eclectic feel – cleverly intertwining
rhythms from more innocent times. On the inspired “Lonely Times,”
the band infuse the production with fifties era riffs that get the crowd missing
poodle skirts and searching for a dance partner who keeps a respectful distance.
On the bounce fest that is “Good Vibrations” - an ode from Heidi
to her deserving band-mates - the cutie croons, “I hate to say I need
you, but I need you tonight.” Then she drags out each syllable of good
vi-bra-tio-uh-huns, followed by high octave “uh-uh-huns,” is simply
orgasmic. And of course, the ever-popular ballad, “Took My heart,”
which contains as many levels as a Queen song but with a quenchable four-minute
timetable.
Ms. Quarterslot originally embodied the high-energy spirit of a Gwen Stefani,
the tight short dress sex appeal of a Tia Carrera and an impressive range that
equals either one of them. But with each performance this love child comes into
her own dimensions: as a doe-faced siren complete with head-banging hair flip,
high kick and the dangerous stems to get away with it. With unabashed lyrics
that dare to point a finger at the audience, a firm ass dressed in a black thong
or white panties, contagious group stage jumping, and yeah, those damn good
brownies we can’t get enough of – Quarterslot, I don’t hate
to say it, but we need you tonight!
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